It Gets Better (or Worse, Depending . . .)
Hello, I know that you may not be by your grade book, but I did the math and am 1.5 points from a "B". The over-all points was 223.5 and with the 15 other points. My total was 238.5. To obtain the 1.5 points am willing to do of all the follow. 1) I will be a speaker for your class in the fall.(A touch subjuet that i didn't talk about in class)2) write a 3 page paper on any topic (in the fall because am sure you don't want to read any more papers this summer.) 3) I will be your assistant for an hour and a half one day a week every week all of fall And if i don't full-fill what i say then you can give me a "D".
I swear - I couldn't make this stuff up. Believe me.