A Real-Life Fairy Tale - Well, for the Most Part
She got carded. And then she died because her head exploded with the joy of being mistaken for someone under the age of 27.
And she lived happily ever after in heaven, even while the people at the grocery store were still scraping bits of her head off the ceiling (not really a fairy tale if there's not just a touch of gore, you know?).
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