Woo-Hoo! Coffee and Cigarettes for Everyone!

And while you're at it, pass me that keg, wouldja?

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Today, British doctors reported that people (like me) who do stupid things (like drink coffee, and wine, and wish for a cigarette now and then) are at lower risk of Parkinson's than other, law-abiding people. Like my husband. Sorry, honey.