The Happiest Day in all the Land!
And finally, because Teacher Lady and Mr. J. had been very good, and had hoped and waited for so long, their Fairy Sinkmother felt sorry for them. Even though they hadn't finished painting, while they were sleeping, she brought them the most beautiful kitchen sink they had ever seen. And they danced and cheered and the whole village came to see it and rejoice in their happiness. And the evil, ugly, awful, hateful basement utility sink was banished to the Dark Forest and was never seen or heard from again. And they lived happily ever after. The End.