Beauty School Drop-Out
This is the best I can crank out in 20 minutes on no food since noon:
Go VOTE tomorrow!
If you're not sure why you should vote, ESPECIALLY if you're a woman, go rent Iron-Jawed Angels, the HBO special with Hillary Swank (Why does that look funny? Is she a one "l" Hilary?) right this minute.
Okay, you can wait until your local Blockbuster reopens. But go rent it. Then we'll talk amongst ourselves. I'll give you a topic: Patrick Dempsey looks better in Iron-Jawed Angels than he ever has as Dr. McDreamy. Discuss.