I've Arrived at My Last Neurotransmitter
And it's a dead end. All the other ones have been burned up by this stupid NaBloPoMo. I'm out of thoughts.
So, I'm finally reaching for the post I said I'd do - except I'm totally half-assing it. If the construction guys in my head decide to build a bridge, I may go back later and try to link to each of these crazy searchers. But I doubt it.
Today alone, 5 people have gotten here by Santa Baby. Now that one I understand (and remember). But "unexpected gay kidnapping" - from someone in Belgium, no less - not so much.
Anyway, me and my sad little last burned out transmitter give you, random weird interesting strange disturbing searches that have brought people to my humble blog:
Ford Windstar
hollaback stalkers
double d lady
bumps on scrodum
woman has sex with rabbits
Harry hamlin’s wife
So, I'm finally reaching for the post I said I'd do - except I'm totally half-assing it. If the construction guys in my head decide to build a bridge, I may go back later and try to link to each of these crazy searchers. But I doubt it.
Today alone, 5 people have gotten here by Santa Baby. Now that one I understand (and remember). But "unexpected gay kidnapping" - from someone in Belgium, no less - not so much.
Anyway, me and my sad little last burned out transmitter give you, random weird interesting strange disturbing searches that have brought people to my humble blog:
Ford Windstar
hollaback stalkers
double d lady
bumps on scrodum
woman has sex with rabbits
Harry hamlin’s wife
Purse mary louise parker weeds
Brother and sister love
Hair body wave Minneapolis
Eyebrow pressure
Blinded by the light lyrics analysis
My husband has an undescended testicle. Can we still have kids?
Unexpected kidnapping
Drive-thru crossdresser
She don’t know me Bon Jovi grammar mistake.
Lie to me baby
Chicken pocks + spell
THINKER sex
Kind rude behaviour infuriates
GOB turn pennies dollars
Lady teach in classroom
Biblical answers plastic surgery
crossing her legs masturbate in public
My first sex dog teacher
rapt sex
free first pelvic exam video
Chicken pocks third times
Sister raises her skirt
Labels: Inane Ramblings, NaBloPoMo
posted by Teacher lady | 9:42 PM
6 Comments:
I like this entry.. how peeps get places and what searches they use fasciinattes me.
I know what you mean about NaBlo.. I am not even signed up to do it but I did decide to try and write every day this month. It rewarded me exactly One Time! But that's one time more than I have ever had before, so it was worth it (translation, my writing sucks, but I wrote one good entry this month, and have never written a worth entry before- so it was worth it
You on the other hand have the opposite problem!
SL
THINKER sex. hmm. that sounds interesting.
also the sad person looking for biblical answers to plastic surgery.
I'd like to know more about "my first sex dog teacher." There's gotta be a story in that phrase. Oh, and "Drive-thru crossdresser"... I think I've met him!
I'm with justme...what on earth is thinker sex???
"Sister raises her skirt" is my favorite--perhaps partially because I'm sure the "sister" that drew the person to your site was Inaproppriate Sister.
I got 2000 hits one day because a post about a rotten morning with my kids had the same title as Screech's sex video. Ewww. I have been afraid to check referrals ever since.
And searching for a pelvic exam video? That person is disturbed.
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