Sex Ed in Higher Ed

College instructor teaching human sexuality rants about the dumbing down of America, the lost art of manners, grammar and (the perfect combination of both) the thank you note. Also includes random rants about life, pet peeves, and sometimes raves about favorite things.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

How to Lose Weight without Even Trying

  1. Buy a 70-year-old brick Cape Cod.
  2. Live in a locale where 94 degree days are not uncommon.
  3. Ask husband to disconnect air conditioning ducts (Yes, he did and no, I don't want to discuss it).
  4. Sit and/or sleep in house. Fans optional.
  5. Sweat profusely.
  6. Try to stay hydrated.
  7. Don't let your dog - aka - "My own personal fur coat" sit on your lap as much as she might want to. I mean, we all have our limits. Would you wear a fur coat in this weather? Yeah, I didn't think so.
  8. Repeat every day the temperature goes above 85 degrees.
  9. Ignore everything your trainer has told you and do what you want.
  10. Inexplicably, lose 8 pounds.
  11. Be offended when your trainer tells you it's probably water weight.
  12. The end.



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