Anyone else have this experience? Do people say that to you a lot? No? I didn't think so.
Get this: Remember this guy?
So I'm less than a month into my new job and my company sends out an e-mail to all 10 million of us that tells us to welcome the newest Vice President of All Things Important and Impressive. As it turns out, my boss' boss' boss' boss' boss reports to her, so she makes the rounds and eventually gets to me. I've already got her life's story because it was in the e-mail. Degrees? Many. Schools? All Ivy League. Looks younger than 30 and pregnant out to here? Clearly.
Guess who her husband is? One guess. Yes, folks, Senor El Cheap Bastard.
As they say, "Only me."